an apple-ogy

Though you hurt me, I still love you.
I appleogize for waking the boy, taking a dump and irritating my love.
I hope you had a better afternoon.
I will try and die like you told me to.

the manny's words after he messed up pretty bad at lunchtime. i have had to suffer with an irritable boy all afternoon b/c of his boneheadedness, but his email makes me laugh every time.