ruining the moment (if ever there was one)

what words offer a verbal cold shower in the heat of the moment between two parents, mr nice guy asks?

some of the best answers are in the comments:
-episiotomy tear
-cheney colonoscopy
-baby's awake
-is it in?


Kristal said...

Does this sound familiar?

"You're hard to forget, except when you're inside me."

Michelle said...

Mr Nice Guy has a lot of gross ones in his comments. Who thinks these up? Probably right now, after having our first baby, the two most relevant are "baby's awake" and "it hurts". The joys of post-baby fun!